star wars meme:  item → lightsaber
"This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age."
lmfao i’m sorry i just keep looking at that last gif that just looks like a crowd of people running around frantically flailing their lightsabers like glowsticks in a spacerave like
an elegant weapon for a civilized age
I’ve been having really vivid and deeply bizarre dreams the past few nights, with action-y storylines and character arcs and everything.
Three nights ago, I dreamed about a sci-fi/fantasy dystopia where this kid was, like, soulbonded to a giant dragon and they were basically gladiators?? And he fought his way to the top so that the emperor/president/whatever would come see him and his dragon fight in person, so that he could ASSASSINATE HIM AND FREE THE SPACE COLONIES FROM OPPRESSSION!!! (there was a subplot about his fraught relationship with his mother.)
Then the night before last I dreamed about an adventuring party who ran into these creepygross semi-humanoid monster things that just. ate. everything in their path. Like, everything. And they were nearly invincible and unstoppable, and they tried to defeat them by tricking them into eating each other, but it turns out they could sense that even though I think they didn’t have eyes? But they could talk, and it turned out they were capable of rational thought, and the leader of the adventurers struck a bargain with them.
And then last night my dream was like a weird action-adventure reimagining of the basic cinderella story? With lots of spying and double-crosses and nobody knowing who to trust.
my dad thinks you’re all 50 year old sexual predators or something…
you do know this doesn’t prove anything, though, right? because if we WERE a bunch of 50+ year old sexual predators, we’d still SAY we were young and innocent. And you wouldn’t know the difference. That’s literally the point. That’s why your dad’s worried.
the good lord saw fit to bring me into the world to kick the asses of those who need it most.
so get ready, ‘cause this day or the next, it’s coming.