Thumbelina’s Trousseau - Barbara C. Freeman
On the other hand, the nice thing about being in recovery is that even when you don’t get anywhere one day, you can look back over months and see how you’re actually miles from where you started.
You know what the worst part of depression/mental illness is?
The days when it feels like the Red Queen’s race in Through the Looking-Glass, and you have to run as fast as you can for as long as you can just to stay where you are.
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Amazing Corsets & Dresses by Alice and Willow
i’m going to answer these separately so i can tag them and not be really long okay!
- when or if I started shipping it: when leslie went with ron to confront tammy ii the first time we met her UGH PERFECT MOIRAILS NOOOO
- my thoughts: UGH PERFECT MOIRAILS NOOOOOOO
- What makes me happy about them: ron swanson, who hates everything, particularly the government, is putty in the hands of big-government leslie knope. leslie in return never pushes ron farther than he needs to be pushed, isn’t aggressive about his politics but gently guides him where she knows he needs to be.
- What makes me sad about them: NOTHING EVER
- things done in fanfic that annoys me: D:
- things I look for in fanfic: DDD:
- My kinks: DDDDDDDD:
- Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: leslie/ben, obvs. ron/whittling.
- My happily ever after for them: ron swanson becomes president knope’s secretary of the interior.
- who is the big spoon/little spoon: i will answer this emotionally: leslie is the big spoon.
- what is their favorite non-sexual activity: breakfast food
one does not simply walk into mordor
one bashes that fucking gate down using nothing but her head, wipes the floor with some orcs, victory prances in and finishes off a days work by claiming Legolas as her trophy elf.
in other words, have some badass hoodies reminiscent of LOTR.
Wana know where to get them? read this doods: http://tuffcutstv.tumblr.com/post/14958816940/hey-tumblr-yeah-tumblr-im-fucking-talking-to
nicholas k, you owe me so much money.
For this fic! Can I just take this moment to shamelessly fangirl over roachpatrol’s writing? I just. Aaaah. And art. This kind of looks… not the way I wanted it to, but yes. Go read it. I’ve never wanted to ship Eridan/Karkat more.
Wow, this is such nice lighting! I’m flattered as heck.
OF FUCKING COURSE I WOULD DOWNLOAD A SHIRT. I WOULD DOWNLOAD EVERY PIECE OF LACOSTE’S OVERRATED BULLSHIT. I WOULD BATHE IN THEIR AWFUL PERFUME AND WIPE MY ASS WITH THEIR STUPID TENNIS SHIRTS AND THEN DOWNLOAD A CAR AND DRIVE DIRECTLY INTO A PILE OF UGLY LACOSTE WATCHES LIKE THE FUCKING GOA DESIGN OR WHATEVER. THE ONE WITH ALL THE DOTS.
I WOULD DOWNLOAD ANYTHING. I WOULD DOWNLOAD A BABY IF I COULD JUST TO SAY I DID
Anddddd this is why those politicians/certain companies wanted SOPA and PIPA to pass.
THAT’S THE JOKE. DO YOU NEED ME TO EXPLAIN IT? BECAUSE I WILL: THE JOKE IS THAT COMPANIES LIKE LACOSTE BACKED SOPA DESPITE NOT MANUFACTURING ANYTHING THAT COULD EVER POSSIBLY BE PIRATED, LIKE MOTORCYCLES AND TENNIS SHIRTS AND WATCHES AND CARS, WHICH CONFUSED AND ANNOYED ME; WHEN ASKED, THOUGH, I JOKINGLY SAID “YES, I WOULD DOWNLOAD A SHIRT IF I WAS PHYSICALLY ABLE TO DO SO,” AND IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE 1) IT IS LITERALLY PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO DOWNLOAD A PAIR OF PANTS AND WEAR THEM AND 2) IT PROVIDES FALSE JUSTIFICATION FOR ALL OF THOSE BUSINESSES TO WEIGH IN ON AN ANTI-PIRACY BILL BY PRESENTING A HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION IN WHICH THEIR PRODUCTS (WHICH, AGAIN, ARE PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO PIRATE) ARE PIRATED.
IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE AND BECAUSE IT IS SO EXAGGERATED. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE ALL OF IT IS LITERALLY, PHYSICALLY, FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. YOU CANNOT DOWNLOAD A MOTORCYCLE FROM HARLEY DAVIDSON. YOU CANNOT DOWNLOAD A CAR FROM FORD. YOU CANNOT DOWNLOAD A WATCH FROM ROLEX, OR A SHIRT FROM LACOSTE, AND YOU MOST CERTAINLY CANNOT FUCKING DOWNLOAD A GODDAMN BABY. THAT IS NOT EVEN HOW BABIES ARE MADE.
AND FOR THE RECORD, I WOULD DO IT ILLEGALLY. I WOULD DOWNLOAD EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE THINGS COMPLETELY ILLEGALLY, WHILST GLANCING OVER MY SHOULDER, BODY TENSE, READY FOR SHIT TO GO STRAIGHT TO HELL. I WOULD DUCK AWAY FROM THE WINDOW AND WHISPER TO MYSELF, “COME ON, COME ON, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, DOWNLOAD FASTER,” AND THEN JUST AS THE MOTORCYCLE DOWNLOADED, THE FBI WOULD BURST THROUGH THE WINDOW, FEET FIRST, COMBAT BOOTS FLYING TOWARD THE GROUND IN A RAIN OF GLASS. I WOULD HOP ONTO MY PIRATED HARLEY DAVIDSON AND SCREAM, “SO LONG, YOU ORWELLIAN FUCKS; I AM MY OWN MAN,” AND I WOULD PULL OUT MY PIRATED LIGHTER AND SPRAY PIRATED PERFUME AT THEM AND LIGHT THEM ON FIRE. THEN I WOULD PEEL THE FUCK OUT TO DRIVE MY WAY TO PIRATELAND.
YO HO THIEVES AND BEGGARS. FUCK THE GOVERNMENT. FUCK THE WORLD. ANARCHY FOR LIFE
Heads up, i’m tumblr savioring “guardians of the galaxy” until i’ve seen it, so if you guys could tag any spoilers or discussions, that’d be much appreciated.