Madame Grès, 1979
The Metropolitan Museum of Art
these are not your hands these are King Baby’s hands
caligula had anime eyes
wait romans painted their marble sculptures
it looks like a cheap theme park ride mascot
here’s a statue of Augustus
and here’s a reproduction of the statue with the colors restored
"his eyebrows met" holy fuck what a burn
yo i just wrote a page and a half about that specific statue of augustus and how it was meticulously designed to make him look as majestic as possible
also: check out the baby riding a dolphin stuck to his leg. the vaporwave emperor
Interesting: the romans seem to have had a more restrained relationship with color than the greeks did.
You should see how they painted their statues!
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”
Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.
a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse
that’s fucking brilliant
how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?
i don’t get it
it’s not gift wrap
then what is it?
[knocks on ur door] hello excuse me do u have a moment to talk about peggy carter as captain america
10/10 A+ would read.