I usually have two or more sets of headcanons with characters
Headcanon A: what I think realistically
Headcanon B: what I think is fucking hilarious
Oh yes. Tons with Gamzee.
Aziz Ansari is like the king of callouts.
Life with an anxiety disorder
Just to show my parents that I’m not the only one.
I guess I’m not the only one
"jace it is just a rubber duck"
"katniss put the squirrel down"
"percy get over here you hyperactive little turd"
"augustus stop you are giving mommy feels"
"loki, you’re adopted"
but like… literally the most common names in the western world are bible names? and that is all… naming your kids… after inspirational characters…?
Timeless Vixen Vintage
Why does it always seem pathetic when a girl is in love with a boy who doesn’t love her back, and romantic and heartbreaking when a boy loves a girl who doesn’t love him
you know exactly why
*pulls cord, revealing poorly made banner and confetti*