andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

this was literally the plot of an episode of friends


cakeliterary:

leeandlow:

Rest in peace, Gabriel Garcia Marquez.
(photo by Miguel Tovar/AP, quotation from this interview)

He left a whole in the world, but his words to fill it. 

cakeliterary:

leeandlow:

Rest in peace, Gabriel Garcia Marquez.

(photo by Miguel Tovar/AP, quotation from this interview)

He left a whole in the world, but his words to fill it. 


twerkinshield:

embracingthemadness:

steve and bucky making up random stories from their past and convincing the other avengers that it actually happened (◡‿◡✿)

#yes we did #we totally did 


hersapphicexcellence:

hersapphicexcellence:

It’s 4/14/14

It’s an ABAB pattern
It’s a palindrome
If you add the digits it adds to 14

This makes me so happy


So, in regards to the four questions, I did the math…

and even if my brother (unmarried, not looking to have kids for several years yet) were to have a kid NEXT YEAR it’d STILL be like 4 or 5 years until the kid could take over doing the questions and seeking the afikomen and all the stuff kids do in the seder.

Realistically, this means I’m probably going to be doing it til I’m 30.


lostsometime:

scarfmouse:

god, EVERY YEAR one of the local churches puts up a big sign that says “HE IS RISEN”, and EVERY YEAR whenever I see it I just think “OH HE IS, IS HE??? WELL IF HE IS RISEN THEN HE WILL NOT BE ALLOWED AT MY SEDER, LEAVENED MESSIAHS ARE NOT KOSHER FOR PASSOVER!!!”

I also post about this on my blog every year but

that’s okay

because

IT’S OBJECTIVELY HILARIOUS

EVERY

YEAR


waldafrey:

Margaery Tyrell flirting with chicks at her own wedding, and continuing to be a true inspiration to us all


into-the-weeds:

ozymandias271:

whitehouse.gov petitions really show that tumblr has not passed its collective civics class

#THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT CANNOT STOP A STATE LAW #THE GOVERNMENT CANNOT TAKE AWAY AUTISM SPEAKS’S NONPROFIT STATUS BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIKE IT #THE WHITE HOUSE IS THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH NOT THE LEGISLATIVE OR THE JUDICIAL #YOU SHOULD KNOW THESE THINGS

lostsometime:

image


Track Title: Let It Go - Multi-language

Artist: Various

Album: Frozen

fuckyeahdisneysongs:

Let It Go (multi-language) - Frozen (x)

(English, French, German, Dutch, Mandarin, Swedish, Japanese, Spanish, Polish, Hungarian, Castilian, Catalan, Italian, Korean, Serbian, Cantonese, Portuguese, Bahasa Malaysian, Russian, Danish, Bulgarian, Norwegian, Thai, Canadian French, Flemish)